Dexter’s Day: Merry Christmas!
I am VERY excited!
I’m 6 months old today
So am a BIG puppy!
And I’ve got tons of pressies!
Including a sheep
And a Santa
and so much stuff I’m going to have to eat and eat and eat!
I’ve invited friends over for dinner.
I’m letting Mummy and Daddy cook
So I can sit on the guests
And steal their wine and beer
And eat nibbles –
And nibble EVERYTHING!
I love Christmas
But I cannot eat it all.
Only the bits I can reach.
I didn’t eat the Christmas cracker
Even though it was crunchy
But I did try to eat the new Christmas tree ornament!
Mummy caught me and I was ALMOST in Big Trouble
But she let me off because it’s Christmas.
(It should be Christmas EVERY day
Then I wouldn’t ever be in Big Trouble!
Except, I probably would – and I’ve got plans for later,
Coz I’m a puppy! And I can play!
Merry Christmas and thank you for talking with me.
Wuff and wags
ps this is my friend Jack. I like to sit on him
Am taking him for a walk this morning too!