Dexter’s Day: Man Stuff!
I had a lovely time yesterday.
I took Daddy and Mummy to Latchi,
To go swimming in the sea after I’d walked them.
They didn’t want to go swimming
But I did –
So I pulled them both into the sea.
It was GREAT fun!
Then Daddy and I talked and agreed to go to the boat.
We wanted to sit on the back and ‘thunk thoughts”.
Well, I thunk a lot of thoughts
But Daddy just needed ”time out”.
Mummy was talking – so we ignored her!
Girls just don’t understand that,
When a man needs to ”thunk”, he needs to ”thunk” quietly!
And Mummy needs to stop telling me to put my ”pencil” away!
It’s a ”man thing”.
We have to ”get it out” or check it every 3 seconds.
It’s easier for me coz I don’t wear trousers,
So I just get mine to ”pop out” for checking.
Daddy has to keep his wrapped up,
Away from monsters – and Mummy (!).
Anyway we had a good ”thunk” and a few beers
And all was well.
Apart from Mummy – who was a bit annoyed about being ignored!
It’s MAN STUFF, Mummy!
Don’t take it personally!
wuff and wags