Dexter’s Day: Man Flu!

We’ve got Man Flu.

Well Mummy hasn’t coz she’s not a man
But Daddy has VERY SERIOUS MAN FLU
THE VERY WORST EVER
AND MUMMY HAS NO IDEA HOW BAD IT FEELS!

So I must have it too
Coz I’m a male, aren’t I?
I’ve got a lipstick
and I don’t listen to anything
and I do EXACTLY what I want to –
So Mummy says this makes me a ”man”

Which seems a little silly to me
Coz I’m a PUPPY!
And I’m helping Daddy feel better

This morning, even before silly o”clock
I jumped onto his head in the bed
and kept it warm for a few minutes
Till he pushed me onto his legs
So I held them tight
And bit little holes in the cover
So the fresh air could get to him
(Mummy says he needs fresh air)

Then I got his tablets
But I didn’t bring them back
I don’t know where I’ve put them
Mummy is looking for them

Then I knocked his hot tea over his arm
Which kept his arm warm…..

Then I RAN VERY FAST
because I was going to have to go into the Dog House
so I’m hiding in the back –
Where I remembered I could push the bin over
And everything fell out
But not the tablets
Though it made a BIG noise!

I’m tired now.
Daddy’s Man Flu must be better
Coz he’s up and grumbling about me
But Mummy is making him another cup of tea
So I’m going to sleeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppppp

Wuff and Wags
Dexter x