Dexter’s Day: Life is Pants!
Me and Daddy play this game:
Well, Daddy sets it up for me
Then I play VERY LOUDLY!
I thunk Daddy doesn’t mean to make it a game
But IT IS!
And I LOVE IT!
Daddy takes his clothes off
and puts them on a pile on the wooden thing.
Shoes on the bottom, then tshirt and shorts
Then he puts the cushion on the top.
Mummy shouts ”Put them in the basket”
But I thunk Daddy is deaf
To the sound of Mummy!
I laugh then wait for my parents to go to sleep.
THEN, I push EVERYTHING over
And start to eat the PANTS!
Then I chew the shoes
Then I get into BIG TROUBLE
But am allowed to keep the pants
Coz I make them into skirts….
Then we do it all over again the next morning!
It’s one of my FAVOURITE games
But Daddy’s pants take a lot of time to eat.
Not like Rude Angel’s.
I just pulled them off –
And swallowed them in two pieces.
(Mummy is hiding hers – but I’m watching!).
wuff and wags