Dexter’s Day: It’s Not Fair!

I’m not a happy puppy!

My Mummy and Daddy are MEAN!

Why?

Well, Brucie, Harry and Scraggy cat get fed twice a day.

I get fed three times a day BUT their food looks nicer!

AND

Yesterday, they were allowed to have a friend round

For breakfast AND tea!

This big , silly blue eyed, ginger cat arrived

AND STAYED!

And Mummy FED IT!

And all four of the cats stared at me

and LAUGHED!

Coz I was on my own and they had a gang!

So I got Rude Angel, Gorilla, Santa, Bone, Tree, Ball,

Monkey, Donkey, Plant Pot and Dust Pan –

And I SHOWED THEM just how many friends I have!

But I want a puppy!

Mummy says I cannot have one: she said I ate her puppy

And now I’m a big dog!

It’s not fair.

I’m going into the huff till, well, at least teatime.

Maybe the cats could join my gang?

I’ll ask Tree what he thinks.

But I’m not sharing my food!

Wuff and wags

Dexter x