Dexter’s Day: Identification?

I thunk I’m going to identify as a cat.

They seem to have all of the fun!

They can run around wherever they like, without putting their parents on the lead-

and they can climb trees!

AND they only have to shout and Mummy feeds them!

And Mummy thinks they are cute and cuddles them

(Though to be fair, she cuddles me EVERYDAY)

But, if I were a cat , I could shout for cat food and EAT IT!

Them become a dog again – and EAT MY FOOD!

Maybe I could identify as a DAT ? Or a COG?

All sounds purrfectly reasonable to me.

Wuff and wags

Dexter x