Dexter’s Day: I am SPOTTY!

I have my ”own place”!
I’m in the Dog House!
So you can write to me there!
It’s soooo exciting – but quiet. The humans don’t seem to want to play with me very much at the moment…

What did I do?
I don’t know.
I was helping Uncle Don person with painting the room upstairs. He was putting a fluffy thing into the tray where the paint was so I thought I’d make it easier and hand the paint up to him……….
So I stepped in the lovely, sticky white paint and took a huge mouthful to pass to him – and the next thing I knew, Mummy person was shouting and tried to grab me!

I was scared so I ran and made a pathway with my paws so I could find my way back to the paint to keep helping.
But Mummy put me under the scary, hissing water thing and made me put it in my mouth. She kept washing and washing me till it tickled.

She was muttering, ”Dexter, you are a Labrador, not a Dalmation! we need to get these paint spots off you – and out of your mouth”.
I don’t like being told off but at least she didn’t sing, “”Dexter, Diddly Diddly Dee”……..

Uncle Don likes me.
He knows I tried to help him but he has forgotten to put the paint down this morning so I’ve had to find a new game….

It’s a good game!
Mummy gets wet things out of the monster in the kitchen who eats the clothes, then she puts then on string outside- and I pull them off!
So she comes back and puts them back.
And I pull them off!

Seems I’m back in my own place again.. …. The Dog House.

Anyway, am tired. We’ve been playing since 4.10am and I need to sleep before Mummy and Daddy humans make me ”do things” again.

Talk later.
Wuff and wags
Dexter x