Dexter’s Day: I am PEOPLE!

I need a SERIOUS WORD with my Mummy!

She keeps telling people that I’m a dog!

OMG! I”’m SO NOT!

I’m a PEOPLE!

I know I ate her puppy but know I’m growed up,

I’m a people and very proud to be!

How do I know this ?

Well, I can walk on my back  legs

(though it seems very silly to me when we have four limbs!),

I like to çhat to people and am smiley like my Mum.

I can also growl at people like my Daddy does –

But he doesn’t mean it and I don’t like growling anything.

I like to eat people food.

No, correction: I like to EAT!!!

AND I can THUNK!

I am a THUNKER!

Therefore I am, (a people)!

Am also very tired now from writing this

so will go and have a Nice Cup of Tea!

(See! People stuff again!).

Happy weekend fellow humans and furry humans.

Wuff and wags

Dexter x

ps As you can see from the photo, am also VERY NOSEY! And THAT’s a people thing! x