Dexter’s Day: Hot Dog!
I’m a HOT DOG!
And I cannot even eat myself!
It’s not fair
Coz I’m cuddly and big and would taste lovely!
But I can eat my parents friends shoes!
Two lovely people are staying in my house
And I like them very much!
They bought me a present which I’ve been eating,
(Don’t think I’m supposed to eat it)
And I’ve stolen one show and have eaten a TOGGLE!
So I’m a hot dog with a toggle
AND a pencil!
Oh and I’m speaking to my parents now
Coz they’ve promised NEVER to leave me again
Except when I want to go back to train Lyndsay!
It’s SO hot – and I’m a happy dog!
(Where is the bread bun?)
Wuff and wags