Dexter’s Day: Hot Dog!

I’m a HOT DOG!

And I cannot even eat myself!

It’s not fair

Coz I’m cuddly and big and would taste lovely!

But I can eat my parents friends shoes!

Two lovely people are staying in my house

And I like them very much!

They bought me a present which I’ve been eating,

(Don’t think I’m supposed to eat it)

And I’ve stolen one show and have eaten a TOGGLE!

So I’m a hot dog with a toggle

AND a pencil!

Oh and I’m speaking to my parents now

Coz they’ve promised NEVER to leave me again

Except when I want to go back to train Lyndsay!

It’s SO hot – and I’m a happy dog!

(Where is the bread bun?)

Wuff and wags

Dexter x