Dexter’s Day: Help Me!
What is happening?
I’m only 29 weeks old today
And my parents are STARVING ME!
I had breakfast – quite a big breakfast at silly o’clock.
Mummy spoke nicely to the Big Scary Wooden Door –
And it opened – and out popped a Big Cup of food!
Then we went to the seaside
And I went into the sea!
It was raining and cold,
So I jumped all over Mummy and Daddy
To keep them warm!
Then we came home
For my lunch
Only there WASN’T ANY!!
Mummy says I’m a Big Boy now
So only get fed twice a day!
I won’t last until 5pm!
I’ve tried to talk to the Big Scary Wooden Door.
It won’t listen.
I’ve given Mummy my best ”cute eyes” –
And she just smiled!
She is ALWAYS smiling
But I WANT MY LUNCH!
So I’m going to be naughty
And jump on the furniture
And pull the plants up
And put my toys in a puddle
And pull the washing off the line.
I do that EVERY DAY!
Will try something new…
Am going to be GOOD…….
(ARGH! I don’t like being good. It’s not naughty)
(Will let you know how I get on –
Daddy has just gone out and Mummy is having wine
Which makes her softer and happier –
I’ll try cute eyes again in a while, hee hee .
Wuff and Wags