Dexter’s Day: Help Me!

What is happening?

I’m only 29 weeks old today

And my parents are STARVING ME!

I had breakfast – quite a big breakfast at silly o’clock.

Mummy spoke nicely to the Big Scary Wooden Door –

And it opened – and out popped a Big Cup of food!

Then we went to the seaside

And I went into the sea!

It was raining and cold,

So I jumped all over Mummy and Daddy

To keep them warm!

Then we came home

For my lunch

Only there WASN’T ANY!!

ARGH!!

Mummy says I’m a Big Boy now

So only get fed twice a day!

WHAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!

I won’t last until 5pm!

I’ve tried to talk to the Big Scary Wooden Door.

It won’t listen.

I’ve given Mummy my best ”cute eyes” –

And she just smiled!

She is ALWAYS smiling

But I WANT MY LUNCH!

So I’m going to be naughty

And jump on the furniture

And pull the plants up

And put my toys in a puddle

And pull the washing off the line.

And………oh wait!

I do that EVERY DAY!

Will try something new…

Am going to be GOOD…….

(ARGH! I don’t like being good. It’s not naughty)

(Will let you know how I get on –

Daddy has just gone out and Mummy is having wine

Which makes her softer and happier –

I’ll try cute eyes again in a while, hee hee .

Wuff and Wags

Dexter x