Dexter’s Day: Hang dog!
I’ve been VERY BUSY!
My parents had their friends staying in my house
And they were LOVELY!
They played REALLY good!
(I thunked to myself, everyone should play like this!).
We chatted during the day
and I took them for long walks
and taught them how to swim in rock pools –
and pulled Daddy INTO the rock pool
Just to make them laugh.
Daddy didn’t! (but he wasn’t hurt).
I helped Mummy cook for them
By testing everything she made
And stealing parts of their food
To make sure it was safe.
Then I had a birthday party for Jane,
Who talks funny
But she is Scottish
(What is Scottish? Can I eat it?)
I’m thunking that I had too much to drink and eat
Because I slept ALL day Sunday
and most of today.
Mummy says I was hungover.
Well, I was hungover the settee,
Then slept on the rug
Then went to bed
Then sat on Mummys knee.
It was VERY GOOD FUN!
But I missed writing to you all.
So I’ll write lots from now.
Wuff and wags