Dexter’s Day: Good Friday – Happy Easter!
Daddy and Mummy and I and we and they, would like to wish you all a Very Happy Easter!
It’s Orthodox Easter here and we’ve been celebrating by – doing nothing at all!
Well, I put my parents on the lead and took them for a very long walk,
But Mummy kept stopping and talking to the trees and the flowers –
Daddy says she’s , Lost the Plot!
I didn’t even know she had a ”plot’ but I hope she finds it soon if she needs it!
Mummy was telling us about the nature spirits and the invisible energies
And Daddy just tolled his eyes – and I had a dump!
Me and Mummy have spent the aftrnoon on the settee, reading a good book ,
(I cannot eat it: it’s made out of metal so I went into the bathroom to look for things to chew).
Mummy has just found one of these things! It’s , ”Another towel with a chew hole in’, Dexter!
I thunked otu loud to Mummy, ” But it’s Easter. And I was making it Holy”.
She didn’t laugh.
And Im in the Easter Dog House without anything to eat!
Wuff and wags