Dexter’s Day: Goat Yoga?

I am confused.
What is a goat?

Why would my Mummy want a goat?
I’m a puppy!

I’m a naughty puppy – but I’m cute!

Mummy wouldn’t let me play with her this morning.
Well, that’s not true: we played from ”silly o’clock”
Then I went to lie down.

So did Mummy – but she lay down on the floor and starting putting her arms and legs in the air.
So I got up.
And joined in.
By running and jumping on her, at full speed!
It was fun!

But it wasn’t , apparently!
Mummy tried to wriggle and push me off!
I liked it so I hung on
To her arm with my teeth!

So am in the Dog House (again!).
and Mummy wants a goat to join in with her ”yoga” thing
Because she says puppies cannot do yoga!

So am going to practise!
But first, I’m going to be in the huff!
For a VERY LONG TIME!

Wuff and wags
Dexter x