Dexter’s Day: Getting my share!
I was enjoying Mummy’s magazine
Especially the photos of food,
So I ate them Very Slowly
But I read that you should each vegetables
So while Mummy and Daddy were out today,
I was a Very Good Boy –
And helped myself to the vegetables
on the shelves in the kitchen!
I thunk I love potatoes best!
Coz I can throw them high in the air
Before eating them.
And they are covered in lovely red mud,
Which I can spread on the cushions!
I don’t like onions though.
I keep trying them
And have bitten 4 today
But they all taste horrible
So I just spit them out
and go back to potatoes.
Mummy wasn’t very pleased with me
when she came home!
I thunked to her that I was only trying to be healthy
But she got her angry face
and told Daddy she was going upstairs
with a Lovely Cup of Tea,
To read her magazine in peace…….
She’ll have to read it in pieces……
I thunk I’m going to hide for a while!
wuff and wags