Dexter’s Day: Gardening help.
Daddy got up even before silly o”clock today
Coz he had to go to work early,
So I got up with him, keeping quiet
So I didn’t wake Mummy up –
Daddy made a nice cup of tea
And I went out onto the balcony
To finish some gardening jobs
Mummy had started yesterday.
I’d watched her VERY CAREFULLY
And knew that shé had only tidied
Part of the pots up.
She’d pulled most of the plants out
But there were still some there
With flowers on
And they needed to be ”sorted”.
So, while she slept,
I ”sorted” them.
I pulled all of them out
So all of the pots were empty
Then brought all of the naughty plants
Into Mummy’s bedroom to show her,
So she knew she didn’t have to hurry to get up.
Coz I’d finished ALL of her chores for her……
I don’t understand women.
Neither does Daddy.
I’d been SO helpful
But am back in the Dog House!
Oh well, I’ll go back to sleep
So Mummy can count all of the flowers and plants
And soil and stones
Which I gave her on the bed….
Wuff and wags