Dexter’s Day: Friends for tea!
I had people around for tea, yesterday.
I didn’t expect them to be coming
So I hadn’t got ready or tidied up
But it didn’t matter
Coz they WUFF me and they only have eyes for me!
And I only have eyes for CHICKEN!
I could EAT IT!
Lots of it!
And then some more for breakfast!
I thunk I like people around for tea
But I couldn’t eat a whole one, LOL!
But I COULD eat a whole chicken
So I have to keep Mummy on the lead
When we walk past the chickens,
In case I get, ”ínterested” and try to run to see them.
Even when people don’t come around for tea,
I still like chicken!
In fact, I like EVERYTHING and want to eat it all!
I don’t like toast anymore
Coz Daddy put red sticky stuff on it called Jam.
But I like honey and I like butter –
and I like a Lovely Cup of Tea too!
Especially with a biscuit.
That isn’t mine but is close enough to steal!
Wuff and wags