Dexter’s Day: Fasting?

My god mother is going to Armageddon.

This is where she gets VERY THIN

And doesn’t eat FOREVER!

I don’t like this

I like to eat

LOTS!

But I think my Mummy is making us go there too!

ARGH!

Mummy is ”traditionally built” –

Like a lovely, big cushion for me to sit on.

But she wants to be thin

And find her waistline

(What’s a waistline?

Can I eat it?)

Anyway, I think we are starting to fast today!

Do you know, I got breakfast at silly o”clock

And it’s now 3.42 pm

AND I HAVEN”T HAD MY TEA!

Well, I’ve had three biscuits.

And Daddy shared bacon with me

And I stole the cats breakfast

BUT I:M HUNGRY!!

Thinking about it,

If I nibbled my Mummy’s tummies away

And then her hips

I’d not be hungry

And she would be THIN!

But this would take me a VERY LONG TIME

And I wouldn’t be able to dive bomb her

In case I broke her –

So I’m going to shout for my tea……..

Wuff and wags

Dexter x