Dexter’s Day: Fasting?
My god mother is going to Armageddon.
This is where she gets VERY THIN
And doesn’t eat FOREVER!
I don’t like this
I like to eat
But I think my Mummy is making us go there too!
Mummy is ”traditionally built” –
Like a lovely, big cushion for me to sit on.
But she wants to be thin
And find her waistline
(What’s a waistline?
Can I eat it?)
Anyway, I think we are starting to fast today!
Do you know, I got breakfast at silly o”clock
And it’s now 3.42 pm
AND I HAVEN”T HAD MY TEA!
Well, I’ve had three biscuits.
And Daddy shared bacon with me
And I stole the cats breakfast
BUT I:M HUNGRY!!
Thinking about it,
If I nibbled my Mummy’s tummies away
And then her hips
I’d not be hungry
And she would be THIN!
But this would take me a VERY LONG TIME
And I wouldn’t be able to dive bomb her
In case I broke her –
So I’m going to shout for my tea……..
Wuff and wags