Dexter’s Day: Embarrassed!
Honestly, human parents!
I am so embarrassed!
(What’s ”embarrassed? Can I eat it?)
Anyway, my god parents told Mummy off!
Why? Well , she, erm, posted a photo of my PARTS!
(What are parts? Can I eat them – oh, maybe not!).
Today, Mummy is contrite – and giggling!
I’m just busy digging up the garden
And annoying the electrician
who is trying to finish the bathroom
But Daddy has ordered the wrong part!
(Do bathrooms have parts too?
I’m going to post a nice photo today,
One which everyone will like
Where I am behaving
Coz I’ve pulled Rude Angels ”drawers” off
And am holding her hostage!
Mummy says, I’m hormonal, like a teenager.
Daddy just laughs.
I don’t care!
I just want to DIG
Wuff and wags