Dexter’s Day: Embarrassed!

Honestly, human parents!

I am so embarrassed!

(What’s ”embarrassed? Can I eat it?)

Anyway, my god parents told Mummy off!

Why? Well , she, erm, posted a photo of my PARTS!

(What are parts? Can I eat them – oh, maybe not!).

Today, Mummy is contrite – and giggling!

I’m just busy digging up the garden

And annoying the electrician

who is trying to finish the bathroom

But Daddy has ordered the wrong part!

(Do bathrooms have parts too?

How Rude!)

I’m going to post a nice photo today,

One which everyone will like

Where I am behaving

Badly.

Coz I’ve pulled Rude Angels ”drawers” off

And am holding her hostage!

Mummy says, I’m hormonal, like a teenager.

Daddy just laughs.

I don’t care!

I just want to DIG

and EAT!

Wuff and wags

Dexter x