Dexter’s Day: Early doors
I thunk I’m getting my parents into a routine.
They are behaving a bit better with me
Especially when I put them on the lead
and go for a walk.
They seem to understand that,
once a week,
I need to go to Yialos for ”early doors”
because the kind lady chef there
And FEEDS ME STUFF!
So I take my parents for a walk up the lane,
then we go to Yialos!
Chef watches for me coming
and runs to the kitchen to get meat for me!
My parents have beers while I eat
Then they have more beers while I eat more!
It’s REALLY good fun!
Yesterday, I met a lovely little boy from Leeds
(Where is Leeds? He didn’t seem to be tied to anyone?)
I don’t understand but it’s not a nice place
Because he told me he cannot have a dog!
How can you not have a dog?
I thunk that this is terrible!
Who eats all of your stuff if you don’t have a dog?
Who digs up the plants?
Who jumps on the bed?
Seems a very strange thing to me
But I thunk a lot of people ARE very strange.
Not Chef though.
She is WUFFERLY and I thunk I’ll go back to see her sooooooooooon
wuff and wags