Dexter’s Day: Early Doors!
I’m starting to worry about my parents: you humans are so strange!
Last night, I took them for a walk and diverted to a local taverna,
coz there are always some females there for me to sniff and flirt with –
Daddy can have a beer or 4 and Mummy can talk to trees and have gin!
But it was meant to be EARLY doors – not OMG look at the time and it’s dark and we should be home!
I was tired and the chef wasn’t there to feed me scraps like she normally does,
So I’m not going back again.
Till next Friday….