Dexter’s Day: Down and dirty!

I thunk my parents are very naughty!

It took me AGES to roll in the mud, play in the sand, swim in the sea,

Then roll in the mud again – and over that pretty girl dogs poo!

so what do they do?

They SHOWER me!

And put pretty smelly stuff on me!

So I stink and shine and smell and am fragrant!

What’s that all about!

I wuff being dirty (!). It’s my thing and I’ll keep on doing it –

And keep FAR away from Mr. Hosepipe!

In fact, I’m going to BITE HIM HARD!

Wuff and wags

Dexter x