Dexter’s Day: Down and dirty!
I thunk my parents are very naughty!
It took me AGES to roll in the mud, play in the sand, swim in the sea,
Then roll in the mud again – and over that pretty girl dogs poo!
so what do they do?
They SHOWER me!
And put pretty smelly stuff on me!
So I stink and shine and smell and am fragrant!
What’s that all about!
I wuff being dirty (!). It’s my thing and I’ll keep on doing it –
And keep FAR away from Mr. Hosepipe!
In fact, I’m going to BITE HIM HARD!
Wuff and wags