Dexter’s Day: Don’t believe it!

It cannot be true!

Mummy and Daddy and me and them and they and us

Were having a ”serious talk” in bed this morning,

(And I REALLY wanted them to get out of my bed

So I had more room!).

Anyway, they were telling me that they are going to go out –

WITHOUT ME!

Because there are places that Don’t Like Doggies or Dexter!

ARGH!

It cannot be true!

I WUFF EVERYONE!

And every doggy!

Why is the world so cruel?

It’s TOOOOO much……

Oh- they are going out to buy me Lovely Things To Eat

And they won’t be long -so that’s okay.

AND I’ve not finished eating the Xmas ornaments,

So I’ll do that for them while they are out!

I thunk it’s going to be a Very Good Day!

wuff and wags

Dexter x