Dexter’s Day: Dextrica?
I woke Mummy and Daddy up at Silly O”clock
Coz it’s a BEAUTIFUL day!
Mummy was happy and gave me cuddles.
Daddy wasn’t happy – so Mummy and I got up.
We went to feed Brucie, Harry and Scrappy,
our Pussy Cats –
Except Mummy was telling me that they aren’t pussy cats anymore!
I thought they were!
Seems they now have to be called ”Kitty-cats”,
So we don’t offend anyone!
I’m having a lie down….
I thunked to Brucie, Harry and Scrappy,
‘”Do you like being pussy cats?” –
And they thunked back, ”yes – as long as Mummy feeds us!”
”Do you want to be Kitty-cats”, I thunked more.
”We’d rather EAT kitty- cat”, they thunked back.
I’d rather EAT anything! Don’t care what it’s called!
But am thunking more – soon I’m being ”done”
(OMG! How can they do this to me?!) –
Does this mean I have to be called a girls name?
Wuff and wags- while I think about this .