Dexter’s Day: Dextrica?

I woke Mummy and Daddy up at Silly O”clock

Coz it’s a BEAUTIFUL day!

Mummy was happy and gave me cuddles.

Daddy wasn’t happy – so Mummy and I got up.

We went to feed Brucie, Harry and Scrappy,

our Pussy Cats –

Except Mummy was telling me that they aren’t pussy cats anymore!

What?

I thought they were!

Seems they now have to be called ”Kitty-cats”,

So we don’t offend anyone!

I’m having a lie down….

I thunked to Brucie, Harry and Scrappy,

‘”Do you like being pussy cats?” –

And they thunked back, ”yes – as long as Mummy feeds us!”

”Do you want to be Kitty-cats”, I thunked more.

”We’d rather EAT kitty- cat”, they thunked back.

ME TOO!

I’d rather EAT anything! Don’t care what it’s called!

But am thunking more – soon I’m being ”done”

(OMG! How can they do this to me?!) –

Does this mean I have to be called a girls name?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Wuff and wags- while I think about this .

Dexter x