Dexter’s Day: Destructadog!

I am a puppy!
I am a monster!
I am DESTRUCTADOG!

I can tip plants upside down!
Eat a full shoe!
Bit a hole in a thick towel!
Pull Mummy’s draw open and chew a book!
Wake my Daddy up by drumming on the bed with my tail!

Dig a hole!
Hid in the bushes!
Pull the cover off the table!
Eat the cushion.

Bite Mummy’s bottom while she plays with wet clothes outside!
Pull them into the mud to make her chase me!
Push the brush over!
Bring more mud into the house!

…and all before 6 o’clock in the morning!

I’m DEXTER DESTRUCTADOG – and I’m tired now………………

Wuff and wags
Dexter x