Dexter’s Day: Designer dog!
I thunk I’m going to be famous!
Mummy says I’ve invented something
Which is being copied by Famous Designers
And they will sell for TONS of money!
So I can buy my OWN food
And not put it behind the Big Scary Wooden Door.
I’ll just keep it in a pile
Next to me
For an hour while I eat it!
I’ve invented , ”Training shoes which look like dogs have chewed them”
But I DID chew them!
And I ate one of the pair!
So I’ve started on another pair which were Mummies.
My designs are really cool:
just chew EVERYTHING and leave the toe on.
(For now: I thunk I’ll eat that later).
If you want to buy one.
Talk to my Agent.
Or bring me food.
I’ll still talk to you even though I’m VERY CLEVER AND IMPORTANT NOW!
Wuff and wags