Dexter’s Day: Daddy’s in the Dog House!
I promised my Daddy person that I wouldn’t tell anybody about this
But I thunk it’s okay to tell you: coz you won’t tell anyone, will you?
The thing is, I saw him use some of Mummy’s favourite gin
to pour away onto the kitchen top
To try to remove the glue that he’d accidentally dropped!
I thunk he is VERY brave coz nobody touches Mummy’s gin,
Except my Aunties but they are allowed coz they don’t use it on glue:
They keep it safely in the glass for a very small moment then swallow it,
So it goes to ‘good use’!
Mummy might be cross with Daddy. I thunk she put a mark on her gin
And she’ll know that it has gone-
and maybe think it’s ME!!
But I’m too young to drink and I only like beer anyway!
Please keep my Daddy’s secret for me – but I’ll have to stop licking the worktop
Coz Mummy will want to know what is happening!
Wuff and wags