Dexter’s Day: Daddy is a cannibal!
I thunk I’m going to have to be a Very Good Boy today!
When Mummy goes to work, to welcome our happy villa holiday guests,
I’m going to give Daddy my paw and my best ‘cute eyes’.
Am going to behave Very Well and even not pull on the lead!
Well, I was listening to he and Mummy talking about their great night out
and how much they loved the food at the Indian restaurant , Poppadoms –
And how much Daddy loved eating the Labrador!
ARGH! Daddy ate one of me!
I’m heartbroken and VERY scared! Am a bit tubby! What if he eats me?!
Mummy says it was a Labador sauce NOT a Labrador dog!
Phew! Thank goodness for that…..
Today, I’m going to be N.A.U.G.H.T.Y! Like normal!
wuff and wags