Dexter’s Day: Completely potty!
There are many things in my house
Which have spots on them.
And stripes – including the big scary Yellow caterpillar
who followed me yesterday
And Mummy had to rescue me!
Then she told me it would turn into a butterfly!
I thunk it is going to be the size of an Eagle!
Anyway, everything is going spotty –
including one of Mummy’s chins
But that’s her fault for eating sweets
and not sharing them!
So we got a HUGE SPOTTY TEAPOT for Christmas!
Mummy loves it and keeps filling it up
And Daddy loves it coz he loves, ”’lovely cups of tea”.
I don’t love it very much
Coz Mummy strokes it and talks to it
And it’s not MEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I thunk I can just about reach up to it
And knock it off the kitchen top
But I thunk I’d be in Big Trouble for doing this
(though it would make a Lovely Big Noise LOL)!
The old spotty teapot is now in the garden,
so maybe I’ll break that one instead.
Or bury it
and the caterpillars can have ‘lovely cups of tea”.
Wuff and wags