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20th January 2023

Dexter’s Day: Coffee morning.

I’m a lady!

Well, I’m not really – I’m a BIG DOG

But this morning, I was an honorary lady

Coz I had a ”coffee morning”

With my Mummy and Aunty Jane person……


I don’t like coffee mornings

Coz I don’t drink coffee

And wasn’t offered any, anyway

AND there was no food

AND Aunty Jane didn’t stay long

AND I wanted her to stay and play with me

But Mummy was busy and Aunty Jane was had Lots to Do!

And they didn’t include playing with me!


It’s not fair.

People are strange.

and ladies are Very Strange…

Seems my Daddy is right!


wuff and wags

Dexter x