Dexter’s Day: Coffee morning.
I’m a lady!
Well, I’m not really – I’m a BIG DOG
But this morning, I was an honorary lady
Coz I had a ”coffee morning”
With my Mummy and Aunty Jane person……
I don’t like coffee mornings
Coz I don’t drink coffee
And wasn’t offered any, anyway
AND there was no food
AND Aunty Jane didn’t stay long
AND I wanted her to stay and play with me
But Mummy was busy and Aunty Jane was had Lots to Do!
And they didn’t include playing with me!
It’s not fair.
People are strange.
and ladies are Very Strange…
Seems my Daddy is right!
wuff and wags