Dexter’s Day: Chill out Friday

Mummy and Daddy don’t go to the office on Fridays.
They stare into their machines most of the  day
But they don’t go and leave me alone.

So I cannot be naughty.
Not even a little bit.
Coz they are here –
and they watch me.

Mummy says she is watching me,
even when she isn’t watching me!
But she shouldn’t worry.
Coz I don’t leave her side.

I’m VERY helpful!

I lick all of the plates
before they disappear into the machine.
I bring a shoe out and give it to Daddy
in case he needs it.
(I do chew it a bit first:
it tastes nice!).

I get the mop out for Mummy.
Then sit on it while she pushes it,
So it cleans stronger.
(But Mummy doesn’t seem to like this!)

And I bring the watering can in
and ”ride it ” around the floor,
making a REALLY GOOD NOISE.

Today, I helped Mummy change our bed.
Mummy and Daddy sleep in it
But I sleep in the middle.

So when Mummy put clean sheets on it,
I tested them to make sure they were straight.
Then I climbed onto the quilt
To see it was comfy.

I was ALMOST dry from the puddle outside
So I rubbed my back a bit
and made the quilt flat,
Then I went to sleep
Because it was our Day of Rest.

I dreamt I heard Mummy shouting at me.
I don’t know why.
So I turned over.

Wuff and Wags
Dexter x