Dexter’s Day: Broken Heart.
We’ve broken Mummy’s heart.
Well, Daddy did but he asked me to ”take one for the team”
(Not sure what that is? Can I eat the ”one”?).
Anyway, I thunked to him that I would pretend it was all my fault,
Coz I knowed how much Mummy loved this heart
Coz Aunty Twosheds bought it for her-
and it has ”special meaning”.
(I knowed this coz I’ve knocked it over a few times
And Mummy got her ”cross face” on and said, ”Dexter”
in her not-so-tough voice!
This time, the heart well and truly broke
But it’s smashed so Mummy was sad…..
I’m not in the Dog House though: Mummy still cuddled me
But she didn’t cuddle Daddy coz he’s too poorly –
and it also looks like ”Í’ve” just broken wind too!
What a busy day I’ve had!
wuff and wags