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27th July 2022

Dexter’s Day: Breakfast!

I got up VERY EARLY today

and let Mummy and Daddy have a lie in.

Because I love them and they were tired  –

And I thunked I’d get my own breakfast!


So I did:

I had:

  • Mummy’s new shades only FIVE WEEKS OLD DEXTER!
  • Mummy’s notepad of VERY IMPORTANT NUMBERS, Dexter!
  • The files Mummy keeps of all the holiday arrivals – WHICH ARE NEEDED, DEXTER!
  • One pen: (I don’t care about that, Dexter, said Mummy)
  • And the handle of her NEW BRIEFCASE! I MEAN NEW NEW BRIEFCASE!


So Mummy shouted. Daddy snored.

And I’m in the DOG HOUSE – and I’m STILL HUNGRY!

wuff and wags

Dexter x