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6th May 2024

Dexter’s Day: Body Lotion for Breakfast?

I thunk my Mummy has lost the plot! She comes out with some strange conversations –

just ask my Daddy person! He’s gone white trying to understand her!

This morning, when she got out of the bath and was putting wufferly smelling lotion on her legs,

I was watching closely and waited until she’d finished and walked past me –

and I followed her – then started to lick all of the lotion off her calves and feet!

It tasted wufferly!

I thunk Mummy was being funny but she said, ‘That’s it Dexter! We’ll cut out the middle woman

and I’ll put the body lotion straight onto your breakfast’…..

hmmmmm! I thunk this could work!

wuff and wags

Dexter x