Dexter’s Day: Blue Lagoon Boy!
I’ve been to Blue Lagoon!
I sailed there on my very own boat!
I wasn’t scared because Mummy cuddled me
And I had to wear a big, blown up jacket!
I looked very cute!
Climbing up the plank was scary though!
I knew the Big Dog two boats down was watching,
So I was ”cool dude” – and only piddled when he wasn’t watching!
The boat goes VERY FAST and makes lots of noise!
But it’s okay if my humans are there.
I’m not scared.
I’m a puppy!
Mummy says I have ‘sea legs’.
I think she is wrong.
I have four legs and they look exactly the same as always.
Maybe she meant she could, ”see my legs”?
I don’t know. You people are strange.
And I’m only 16 weeks and 2 days old – so I don’t know EVERYTHING!
I liked my blown up jacket.
It’s got bits on the side that my teddy bear and gorilla stick to.
So when I stand up to walk , they come with me!
And when I decided to PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE to celebrate reaching Blue Lagoon,
They stayed by my side!
(They don’t pee though – so I’ve pee’d a bit on them so they smell good!).
I like the boat.
But I was very tired.
So am having a lie in today.
I got Mummy up early at just after silly o”clock so she could go to work.
Now I can relax and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz