Dexter’s Day: Birds and the Bees!
It’s ”that ” time!
Mummy sat me down to have , ”The talk”.
Daddy thunked it’s too early
But Mummy says I’m old enough for it…..
So, she began, “Dexter, I need to explain the birds and the bees to you”.
Oh, this is wufferly I thunked!
I know ALL ABOUT THEM!
So I ran in a BIG CIRCLE and smiled at Mummy out loud.
I thunked to her, ”Mummy don’t worry!”
“I know ALL about them!”
“the birds are the little things that fly into the garden-
and you feed them in the mornings,
so they get too fat and the cats chase them-
but the cats aren’t fast enough so the birds fly off!
And the bees are the small, chunky things that tease me on the window:
They thump against the glass and I try to bite them
But they fly away quickly!
So I go to the garden and chase them through the flowers –
But they are TOOOO quick for me”.
Thunking about it seriously, I need to ask Mummy for Wings for Christmas:
then I could fly after the birds and the bees!
(Mummy looks tired: she’s given up talking – which isn’t like her –
but I’m SO clever, she didn’t need to tell me anything:
Daddy is the same!)
wuff and wags