Dexter’s Day: Big school?
Mummy says I am old enough to go to ”’Big School” now!
Because I’m 11 in dog years!
(Wot’s a ”dog year”? Can I eat it?)
Anyway, I thunked I was only one year and 7 months old –
But Daddy says dogs age quicker than people –
(He hasn’t looked in the mirror for a while I think LOL!) –
And Mummy says I’m perfect and at a perfect age
BUT big enough to go to school…..
So do I get books? (Coz I can chew them!)
And shoes? (coz I can eat them!)
and a uniform ? (Coz it”s getting a little cold at the moment)
And SCHOOL DINNERS!
OMG! OMG! OMG!
Let me go to school ! I CAN EAT SCHOOL DINNERS!
And get treats for being a Good Boy!
Off to clean my teeth ready for Big School…..
wuff and wags