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6th October 2021

Dexter’s Day: Bed of Dreams

I am a puppy!
I am a Very Lucky Puppy!

People have bought me toys!
Lot’s of them!
And I’ve stolen two of Mummy’s teddy bears!
And I love them
Because they taste nice.

But the Gorilla is a bit naughty.
When I tried to bring him down the big scary stairs today, he made me fall.
And I cried.
And he laughed when Mummy wasn’t looking
So I’ve bitten his eye out.
That will teach him!

Angel didn’t have any clothes on when I met her.
She is rude
But it’s hot so maybe she was sunbathing.
And she used to play with Barney T Rubble so he probably stole her clothes from her.

I love my toys.
Mummy piles them into my Bed of Dreams and carries them and me, upstairs to bed every night.
Then back downstairs in the daytime.
We stay in the kitchen and play and play and chew and pee and make a mess.

My toys are going to help me kill my enemies who live in the kitchen.
The Big Wet Mop – who doesn’t like me and makes my smells go away.
And The Big Scary Brush – who pushes me out of the way and makes my toys roll away.

I’m a puppy
But when I’m a Big Boy, they are both going into Big Trouble in the Dog House
And I’m going to be in Big Charge of the Kitchen with my Bed of Dreams as my castle.

Am tired now.
Going to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Wuff and wags
Dexter x