Dexter’s Day: Bad Mummy!
I’m going to put Mummy in the Dog House!
She’s been VERY NAUGHTY this morning!
I tried to get her out of bed early
Coz the birds were singing
And my tummy was rumbling.
The numbers said 6.10
But they don’t matter, do they?
Anyway, she only gave me
Chicken and gravy and biscuits for breakfast
THEN SHE SENT ME AWAY!
She made me take Aunty Jane and Uncle Steve
For a VERY LONG WALK on the lead –
and while I was busy walking
Mummy made toast!
Of her very own!
And didn’t share it with me!
This is TERRIBLE!
I’m so unhappy.
I’m only a puppy and I need TOAST!
(and chicken and biscuits and treats……
well anything I can eat really!).
I won’t speak to Mummy
For a WHOLE nanosecond……..
that will teach her!
wuff and wags