Dexter’s Day: Bad Mummy!

I’m going to put Mummy in the Dog House!

She’s been VERY NAUGHTY this morning!

I tried to get  her out of bed early

Coz the birds were singing

And my tummy was rumbling.

The numbers said 6.10

But they don’t matter, do they?

Anyway, she only gave me

Chicken and gravy and biscuits for breakfast

THEN SHE SENT ME AWAY!

She made me take Aunty Jane and Uncle Steve

For a VERY LONG WALK on the lead –

and while I was busy walking

Mummy made toast!

Of her very own!

And didn’t share it with me!

This is TERRIBLE!

I’m so unhappy.

I’m only a puppy and I need TOAST!

(and chicken and biscuits and treats……

well anything I can eat really!).

I won’t speak to Mummy

For a WHOLE nanosecond……..

that will teach her!

wuff and wags

Dexter x