Dexter’s Day: Aminals!
My Godfather is an Aminal!
Not sure wot one of these is –
Can I eat it?
Anyway, my Daddy called him an ”aminal”
But Mummy said this was because of drinking from wet glasses!
(I thunk Mummy is going mad:
All glasses are wet when stuff is in them!)
Mummy sent me with the Aminals last night
To Yialos, for a walk (short) and beers (lots and long night).
I thunk my job was to look after the herd
and make sure they behaved.
Which they did
Quite badly –
As did Mummy and the ladies
When they turned up!
I thunk I had a few drinks myself –
The lady in Yialos loves me and brings me water
But I got VERY TIRED from being ”In Big Charge”
So am going to have a sleepy day at home
With my toys and pants and plant pots and things.
Being a Growing Puppy-into-big-dog
Is VERY hard work!
It makes me tired.
I thunk wet glasses also make aminals tired
But they also make them smile.
Which makes me smile
Coz I wuff my people and the aminals!
wuff and wags