Dexter’s Day: A Penny for your Thunks?

I am getting worried.

Mummy is trying to ”bribe” me:

Daddy said he’s heard of females offering money to men-

But not for their ”thunks!” (!)

I thunked to Mummy that I only thunk about

What can I eat?

Who shall I play with today?

When are we going for a walk?

All VERY important stuff

and worth more than a Penny!

(What IS a penny? Can I eat it?).

Daddy says to keep my ”thunks” to myself

and he’ll take the money is Mummy is giving it away.

I thunk it’s a lovely day – and it’s time for breakfast!

wuff and wags

Dexter x