Dexter’s Day: A Festive 48 hours!
Now I’m in BIG CHARGE,
I’ve been very busy.
I put my parents, god parents and aunty and uncle
Into the cars,
With lots of food FOR ME!
Okay, it wasn’t but when I give them cute eyes,
They give me treats!
Anyway, they packed only 15 of my toys,
Because we were only going away for 48 hours
But they took my bed
Which they shouldn’t
Coz my bed is MUMMY!
I snooze and sleep cuddling her!
So we’ve been to Omodos
Where I met a very friendly hunting dog
Who came and had lunch with us.
I liked him.
We sniffed and wagged and will keep in touch.
Then we went to choose two very pretty houses
In the village where there were kittens!
I love kittens.
But I won’t eat a full one!
Only joking: Brucie, Harry and Emma cats
Are my BESTIES
Apart from my Mummy , Daddy and people,
So I wouldn’t hurt a kitten at all.
But they didn’t like me anyway so wouldn’t play….
ANYWAY, I keep rambling like my Mummy does:
So we choose our house and decided to go out for dinner.
But we didn’t.
We stayed in and drank wine and gin.
I didn’t.
I only like wine.
And Beer
And whiskey.
But it was good fun and I talked to EVERYBODY in the house.
Then I took my parents and people to see the snow!
It was SOOOOO cold!
And SOOOO wet!
And SOOOO scary driving to the mountains.
So I didn’t drive.
I let Daddy drive
And I just leaned over the back seat
and kissed people on the head !!
I wrote my name in the snow!
It was yellow!
I don’t like snow
But I do like the restaurant near the snow
Coz I could lie next to the fire and get warm.
Then I took EVERYONE to dinner
For a meze
Coz I gets LOTS of little treats.
But I fell asleep!
Am home now.
I like holidays.
I like Omodos
I don’t like being cold
But I do like the cuddles afterwards.
I think it’s COOL being a puppy
Especially one who goes EVERYWHERE
And can sniff friendly dogs
And sleep on MUMMY without being in Big Trouble!
My name is DEXTER , The Travelling Dog!
Happy New Years Eve.
Wuff and Wags
Dexter x