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7th June 2022

Dexter’s Day: A clean sweep.

I’m being a VERY GOOD DOG!

Well, I’ve been very naughty for while

So I’m turning the other cheek

And not nipping bottoms anymore

And trying to help around the house.


I’ve helped myself to plants, underwear, sausage on the BBQ

and a new towel which tasted nice.

So I thunked I’d be PROPER help

and do chores!

(What chores?

More sausage please LOL!).


Anyway, I copied Jamie and stood on my back legs

And did the dishes.

I licked them and he washed them.

Easy job!

And tasted good too!

Am off to dust with my tail now

And flick the ornaments to the floor!


wuff and wags

Dexter x