busy day?!

So, its only 2pm and already today:
– Tony has won 1.5 billion on an unknown lottery. All we have to do is reply to the email….

– An unknown relative of mine who is (surprisingly) from outer mongolia, has left me EVERYTHING in her will – all I have to do is reply to the email….

– Tony has won SO MUCH from an online chemist(!) AND been befriended by nubile young eastern european ladies (who may know about his 1.5 bn !!

….. and although all we have to do is email a response, all we WANT to do is sell great sunshine holidays in wonderful villas and apartments in Coral Bay and Peyia.

If we can find who is emailing these ridiculous things and drop them in a large pool somewhere, please don’t anyone bail them out…..