A bin body or bikini body?

I was driving down the hill near our home in Peyia, when I was saddened to see one of these ‘things’, pictured below, standing dying near the green wheelie bin.

It looked for forlorn and lonely – I was ALMOST tempted to stop and offer it a home back with me – until I remembered that we owned it’s ‘cousin’  who was also very lonely due to lack of care and love – and use and commitment!

Like the one we have at home, I could see that this ‘creature’ had been unloved, unused and misunderstood for a very longtime

I could also understand it’s ‘parents’ throwing it out – I mean, WHY don’t they work hard? Do you actually HAVE to use them to see results? Isn’t owning one enough? I mean , I look at mine every day, pat it on the head and dust it…..so surely it should give something back to me?

Brought to mind a phrase I love: “I used to skinny dip and now I chunky dunk!”

Whatever bikini body you have, bring it to Coral Bay or Peyia and rent a villa with private pool , walking distance to the beaches. Email to enquiries@cyprusvillas.uk.com for details and availability. We even have excellent gyms nearby if you’d like to keep fit during your stay and the pool isn’t enough!