Bi-kini! The truth is revealed!

Ive been reading a VERY GOOD BOOK, which Susie F hates and thinks I’m crackers for reading. Its a ‘self help’ book, reminding me of how sacred we all are and how (yawn), the chakras should always be …………………zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Anyway, one thing really struck home today: my ‘inner self’ fits beautifully into my bikini. Its my ‘outer self’ which is struggling trying to spill into the too tight fabric. Obviously a bi-kini should be two lots of everything then everything would fit and I’d both be happy and covered up!

See Floozy! I knew the book would be inspirational ! xxx