Best foot forward………..

My beautiful baby sister, Stinky Steph (aged 42 hee hee), has sent me a pressie. She knows me too well eg:
– the pressie was wrapped in chocolate branded paper (am a chocoholic)
– the pressie was sequined (I love bling)
– the pressie was two pairs of casual shoes designed to “tighten my buttocks and give shapelier calves”………….(yes, am out of shape – see point one!)

Still, these shoes are very bouncy (as, sadly , are the bits of my requiring toning up), and very sparkly in the sun -which I love!

Sadly, Jake loves them two and has already left his “mark” on the black pair. They are still wearable but I think there may be a part of my nether regions which won’t be toned properly now because of the recent design flaw in the shoes – well thats my excuse!!

So, I’ve now worn the white pair for a full night and morning and can see no difference. Am I supposed to walk in them too? …..