Barney’s new job!
Barney T Rubble is not as daft as I look: he’s had quite a good job over this past week and I’m only just getting to the bottom of all the nonsense too! Molly has been keeping his secret – and Charlie Cat is SO embarrassed about her furry brothers canine antics, that he’s refusing to speak to Barney
What’s the problem? Well, it turns out that while Tony and I have been at work, Barney has been ‘the furry gigolo’ for Marie Clare and her friend Laura who’ve been holidaying in our home in Peyia. In return for cuddles and tummy rubs (as in Barney receiving them – anything else is too scary!), the girls have been plying him with pizza, crisps and sips of vodka!
I’m horrified!
Where was my drink?…