A dream piece of furniture?
I’m sitting in my tiny office at home, answering enquiries from people who want to rent a holiday villa in Coral Bay or Peyia, in the summer next year (and one sensible person who wants to come next week to get some sunshine!) and I was half listening to an interview on the TV news and have had to stop work!
“Who in their right mind would dream of being a piece of furniture?”, I’ve just asked Tony.
“What are you talking about wife?” , came the frustrated reply. “That man on the news was telling the reporter that he is getting the conversion done to become a side board”, I ventured.
Sighing deeply, Tony said , “Cyborg. He has had implants and treatment to become a Cyborg. Just look at the aerial coming out of his head”….