A bit naughty but funny….

I promised myself I wasn’t going to blog about this but I have too….

On the road from Paphos to Coral Bay, near our villas in Coral Bay, there is a very strange little furniture shop which is only open Fridays and Sat am, coz the owner comes to stay with his partner here instead of staying with his other partner at the other side of the island – but thats not the naughty bit!

Tony and I had gone in to buy a beautiful bench and Tony was trying to barter with the very gay man who owns the shop. The man said to Tony, “buts its a limp pe#is”. OMG I thought, the man is trying to proposition my husband in front of me: he wants Tony to touch him in return for giving us a discount! I was furious, till Tony repeated, “Oh, its from the Phillipinos”……

Think I need my ears washed out
Pardon!