7am Peyia hillside, above Coral Bay, Cyprus – Monday Morning
(very loud and scratchy): “Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Jake”
“Jake who”?
“Jake is eating one of your best boots Mum and Molly has piddled on the stairs, so you’d better get up quick!……..” Alfie
Tis the Season to be Merry, tra la la la la, la la la la!!